All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
Tag: Observations
The Tale of My Tail, Part II
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
That’s Not My DNA, Maury!
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
The Ass Strike
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.
The Switch: Liquor after Beer
As you reach the drunken
How to Get Rid of a Pilonidal Cyst
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
Smart Bombs and Dumb Kids
Our kids keep getting dumber while the war keeps getting longer. And not even the smartest bomb can compensate for the dumbest kid.
The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave
Hope you saved your receipt, 'cause chances are the gift you got that special someone isn't sending the right message. (Hint: I love you.)
Celebrate Steak & Blowjob Day March 14th
Finally, a day where men get to shove their meat in all the right places. It's a his and hers holiday gift where everyone leaves full.
Student Health Disservices
Your glands are swollen and you're shaking and panting in a cold sweat. Uhh, you're fine, probably just got the hots for the receptionist. NEXT.
Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
A Request to the Ladies
As flattering as all your attention is, and as much as you'd love to go out on my limb for me, I need to branch out and you're stifling me, Sunshine.