Academic Advising: From AA to Z
Most academic advisors are some combination of worthless, clueless, and incompetent. If you're lucky, your AA will be completely anonymous.
Tag: Observations
Your Favorite Music Blows
Hey, do you have a favorite type of music? Awesome, here's why it sucks. Oh, it's indie? Please kill yourself before we have to.
Your Mom: Practice Makes Perfect
Making fun of your mom is still one of the best jokes in the book. But to open her up time after time with success takes planning and skill.
The YouTube Critic
My colleagues suggested I keep my topic selection at a level you can understand, and so I will debase myself by writing about people punching people in the face on YouTube.
Women are Like Shoes…
Women need a new pair of shoes for every social occasion, and men need a different woman for every sexual occasion. Not so far off, right?
Women: De-Classyfied
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man, revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.
You Are Not an Internet Badass
The internet has empowered an entire group of people who should never have been empowered. And when real life hits, they better take cover.
When I Was Your Age
If your childhood is any indication of the type of childhood your offspring will endure (and it is), please consider abortion. It's a lot less painful.
Where’s the Ice Cream Man?
The modern day summer isn't all MTV-sponsored fun and games anymore, it's a scramble for even the lowliest of summer jobs.
Why I’m an English Major
English majors are well aware their degree will probably lead to a life of poverty. But for some reason, they can't help following their fate.
This is Why I’m Single
You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
UTV: The Worldwide Leader in Drunk
University Television brings you all the programming the other networks won't air. Like the Drinking Olympics, and bands that don't suck.