The Playaz Androgynist
In this day and age, hooking up with a girl is like running security at the airport. Nobody is allowed on board until you're sure they're not packing heat.
Tag: Observations
You’re Probably Not Going to this Party
Interviews with two of the luckiest Playboy U reps in the country, each of whom chose 25 of the hottest girls from their school to attend Playboy's Super Bowl Party in Arizona.
I Call This Guy My Roommate
He's every bit as annoying, typical, and disgusting as you'd expect a roommate to be. In fact, I could easily think of 500 more adjectives to describe him...
MySpace Profile Translator: 16-20 Year Old Girls
After browsing thousands of profiles, a pattern has finally been revealed: Girls have the stupidest MySpace profiles ever.
I Swear I’ll Never Drink Again
You'll never have another hangover kick your ass like your very first one. Because if the alcohol doesn't kill ya, your parents sure will.
An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Orgasmo: You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling
Even the rush of orgasm has a depressing come-down. After putting all your work into an orgasm, you suddenly have to feign interest and deal with awkward sleeping positions and morning breath.
In Search of the Legal High
People will claim anything and everything is an intoxicant if it gets them some coin, but which ones actually work? Here are the real deal highs.
Meeting the Parents: A Folks Tale
It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
Movies I’d Like to See…
As Hollywood prepares to have sex with itself and birth another round of formula movies and sequels, here are a few creative twist ideas.
The Awkward Tension of Leaving a Social Gathering
When I'm about to leave a party at home, I panic. What is the appropriate way to say goodbye to people? Do I go around and shake every single person's hand or just do a big homecoming queen wave to the whole party?
My Inner Gym Monologue
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.