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Have you ever been out shopping and you try on a super-cute top and it gets stuck and you look like you’re wearing a nun costume?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all conversations are not created equal; that some are boring as hell and a complete waste of time.

Don't go to church on Sunday? You might as well be drinking abortions out of a fancy wine glass made of Reagan’s bones.

Every snowstorm, I was out in my front yard. That is your duty as a child in America. These snowflakes need to buck up and make a fucking snowman.

Sip a Mai Tai every time you fantasize about escaping to a beach somewhere where the alt-right will never find you.

Section 3: Foreplay: All types of textual foreplay is permitted, such as feeling really guilty when asking for feedback on their TV pilot.

Yum, I hope that unfiltered tap water and internalized judgement from your mother tastes great!

This guy did not go to our high school. Who is this guy? Does anyone know who he is? He’s not someone’s spouse is he? Is he from our hometown though?

Stuck to your cubicle wall with a push-pin that matches the color of “your party”: You work in middle-management but your team likes you, you think.

Depression: Did I go too far by putting a puppy on my lap as I hold a guitar? Sure, I don’t know how to play guitar, but she doesn’t know that.

You notice a phalanx of tiny Greek soldiers inside your body and they're stabbing you in the lungs with their historically accurate iron spears.

There are at least two sides to a story. The client will think their version is the only true story. Don’t waste time convincing them of the truth.