Home for the Holiday Hell
Going home for winter break is like a collision of two worlds. Here's how to put a spark back into the old one before a black hole forms.
Tag: Observations
Cashing in on Hallmark Struggles
Words of encouragement used to be hard to come by. Now there's a card to tell your roommate you understand if he's gay—From New Boyfriend.
The Good Life in the Big House
You learn a lot about human nature working in the Big House. In fact, most of life on the outside falls short of prison life.
Google Ads: The Game!
Google is taking all the leg-work out of getting to know somebody. I don't know about her man, Free iPod Shuffle girls aren't my type.
You Gotta Have Faith
Christianity and Climate Change Environmentalism go head to head in a battle of old school religion vs. new school spokesmanism.
Global Warming: A Convenient Theory
What Al Gore failed to mention was all the benefits of rising temperatures. Naked women, penguin slaves? I'm warming up to the idea already.
Global Warming Does Not Exist
Global warming is the liberal's way of whining, 'I'm too hot, but it's not my fault, it's society's fault.'
Gastronomic Dating Tips
Lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo. The only bouquet you want her smelling all night is from the wine and liqueur.
The Freshman Alcohol Major
The university may never know your official choice, but your liver sure will. Remember, double majoring in liquor and beer is ill preparation.
The Fine Art of Farting
Only a lucky few of us are able to quell the panic, fear and frustration of farting in favor of clinching, leaning and playing off the flatulent with skill.
Fast Food Value Meals
There once was a time when no matter where you decided to purchase your fast food laxatives for lunch, it was 99 cents. Not anymore.
Fat Chicks Make the World Go Round
Hogging is not only a historically recognized mating technique, but a time-honored college tradition. So, how drunk were you?