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From semicolons to poetry to logical fallacies, there's not a page in the book you can't fake. Even the one that was never written.

There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).

It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.

Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.

Not to burst your bubble or anything, but when a test is graded by a robot, you're going to need some advanced study techniques.

Once a hookup, ALWAYS a hookup. You won't need a scientist to tell you that this theory will help lubricate your next dry spell.

Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.

You find a bottle of Bacardi outside your dorm. Do you: Bring it inside and share the wealth? Or, guzzle it all down and meet your END?

Unfortunately, Hannah Montana (aka Miley Cyrus) is destined for celebrity slutdom just like Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.

Plagued by guilt over your naughty habit?! Learn the no-fail rationalization for self-pleasure through the six-step acronym known as RADISH.

Those damn hippies are still at it. Fortunately, they also pay enough to convince college kids to sell anyone on the woes of the environment.

It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.