Create Your Own Yearbook Entry
Why don’t we sign each other’s yearbooks anymore after high school? Stress. Not to worry, now it's all multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank.
Tag: Observations
Diagnosis Murder
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
Reasons I Would Make a Better Date Than a Convicted Sex Offender
Ladies, for most of you, there will come a point in your life when you will have to choose between either going out on a date with me or a convicted sex offender.
Boner vs. Boner
It can happen anywhere, anytime, and for just about any reason. From morning wood to Pedro's savior, these are the boners of our lives.
My Box for a Box
Attention ladies open to same-sex chemistry: one-night courses of study now available! Female professor, flexible hours, discreet enrollment.
Breaking Out of the Bubble
The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!
Traditional Christmas Wisdom
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
America Spelled A-W-E-S-O-M-E
There's nothing understated about the way Americans celebrate July 4th. Get out of our way, we've got kegs and we're not afraid to drink them.
Are You Ready for the Test? (Survey Results)
Thorough preparation is often the key to success. Of course, one's definition of "prepared" may vary greatly.
I’d Pay Extra to Avoid a “Happy Ending”
Tired of the happy-go-lucky plot twist? Wish every movie could end like The Departed? Join the ranks of those disillusioned with Hollywood.
007: Die Another Year
2007 was a shitshow, a debacle, and we loved every goddamn second of it, from tasers and iPhones to Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith.
What Your Handshake Says About You
You can tell a lot about a person from the defects in their handshaking, whether it's too weak, too strong, or the grab is poorly timed.