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Attention ladies open to same-sex chemistry: one-night courses of study now available! Female professor, flexible hours, discreet enrollment.

The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!

The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.

There's nothing understated about the way Americans celebrate July 4th. Get out of our way, we've got kegs and we're not afraid to drink them.

Thorough preparation is often the key to success. Of course, one's definition of "prepared" may vary greatly.

Tired of the happy-go-lucky plot twist? Wish every movie could end like The Departed? Join the ranks of those disillusioned with Hollywood.

2007 was a shitshow, a debacle, and we loved every goddamn second of it, from tasers and iPhones to Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith.

You can tell a lot about a person from the defects in their handshaking, whether it's too weak, too strong, or the grab is poorly timed.

Sex now is scarier than your first time, thanks to a myriad of new diseases and dicks runnin' wild.

Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.

An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.

The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.