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Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.

An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.

The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.

Oh, you thought you had crazy co-workers? You've got nothing on these bitter, angry, depraved, and sexually outlandish bosses and employees.

You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?

From semicolons to poetry to logical fallacies, there's not a page in the book you can't fake. Even the one that was never written.

There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).

It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.

Forget everything you know about gambling and put on your winner's hat. If you bet on red long enough, there's no way you'll end up in the black.

Not to burst your bubble or anything, but when a test is graded by a robot, you're going to need some advanced study techniques.

Once a hookup, ALWAYS a hookup. You won't need a scientist to tell you that this theory will help lubricate your next dry spell.

Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.