I Regret to Inform You That There Will Be a Virtual Office Holiday Party This Year
The theme of the event is “Don’t Stop Believin’” and the entire three-hour ordeal will include many references to the 1981 Journey song.
The theme of the event is “Don’t Stop Believin’” and the entire three-hour ordeal will include many references to the 1981 Journey song.
I hope this level of detail gives you a clear understanding of the lengths that many of us would go to avoid any more forced, holiday-themed fun.
The profession is not without risks. The first electric blanket took ten years to develop and three pro nappers suffered burns.
“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."
We will reach out to you if your qualifications meet our needs. / We will reach out to you if your needs are met by your parents.
You’re reaching out to the wrong people. You’re not best friends with that guy you met performing in a community theater rendition of Kinky Boots.
Anyways, the uncapped Sharpie is getting me high, so I need to make this quick.
Imagine the home-field advantage for the SF Identity Thieves as their mascot "Guccifer 7.0" announces credit card info of the opposing players.
Can you introduce me to any shadowy figures who run the government here?
A slew of multiple-choice questions that are, at best, only tangentially related to your actual performance or knowledge in a professional capacity.
Many, many months into quarantine, I’d like to ask, how are you? I am also obligated to wonder, how is your mental and physical health?
Are you happy with the cleanliness of your carpets even with an assistant that doesn’t ask visitors to wipe their feet when they come in?