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What is the correct spelling of the fermented cabbage that sometimes goes on hotdogs? Sauerkraut, Sourcrowt, Serrkreet, Soorkroot, or Kimchi?

No matter how sincerely you attempt to connect with them, they seem to live by the philosophy "treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen."

We’ve got a bunch of food, drinks, and activities lined up that will shed an honest light on a lot of stuff you actually probably suspected already.

Marilyn Brewster was surrounded by loved ones including her beautiful, perfect daughter Deborah who I could make so happy if she’d return my calls.

"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"

"Karma Chameleon": A gay man falls in love with a faithless reptile who comes and goes, comes and goes.

Being an accountant isn’t all about money, eating tuna sandwiches in the breakroom, and getting picked last for the company dodgeball team.

The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!

We want our employees to look virtually identical so if one disappears (I mean "calls out") we can just sub someone else into that role.

Instead of Jerrick Glitterblade, how about Jamal Kingston? A little regional flavor would add specificity to his character.

Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well, I for one think that You should not.

If you want a salesman who spends all day practicing spitting into a spittoon so it makes a "ping" noise, I’m your guy.