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Allow 10 minutes to complete this profile, or until you realize that true love is a farce, whichever comes first.

Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.

"Mystery Goodie Bags": Have you ever wondered what sorts of grand and magical items find themselves behind the cushions of the Oval Office couch?

Reintroduce every person to ensure there are no people "ghosts" on the call. Remember that there will, however, be actual "ghosts" on the call.

Single-frame comic mocking PowerPoints in attempt to dissuade their use by students, displayed above desk at which you design your daily PowerPoint.

Wait a minute, if this busker is singing “Private Eyes” again, that means that he’s starting his repertoire again from the top.

He then directed me to look at the 2019 Coachella poster. “It’s the perfect tool for measuring your Cool levels. It works just like an eye chart.”

3:40 PM: It’s fine. I’M FINE. I’ll find a partner someday. This is worth it. A few moments of pain, 10 years of no child-birth. That’s the trade-off.

How would you rate the attitude of our management team? Overall did they seem motivated and alert?

I’m never totally sure what rises to the occasion of repentance, but I get the distinct feeling most things do?

The new Boiling Lava Pit contains molten volcanic lava from the island of Heimaey, because here at DigiTech --- Authenticity Matters ©.

Must have a very strong bladder. We don't have many public restrooms here in Hell, and you will almost certainly have to wait in line.