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"It’s A Wonderful Life": George and Mary’s kids, Pete, Janie, Tommy, and Zuzu, all die because George and Mary refused to have them vaccinated.

BARBER: It is customary to tip your barber $15 for each person who complimented your haircut and then immediately had sex with you.

There are numerous holidays, and some of us will be spending December 25 at a TGI Fridays while their soon to be ex-wife blows the retirement fund.

"The Christmas Countdown": A group of photogenic children frolic by a fireplace and repeatedly exclaim "It's almost Christmas!" for 87 minutes.

How do you rate your performance? Your Answer: This place would crumble without me. Work Appropriate Answer: I have the utmost confidence in myself.

I can’t get any sleep. Everywhere I go in my apartment the ghost follows me and keeps saying, “Remember the part…” and “What about when…”

How did I make this unexpected transformation from amateur writer to entrepreneur-scholar-travel blogger-Harlem Globetrotter?

"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."

Your mom; Dude you haven't seen since elementary school---didn’t he go to jail?; Memorial account for your deceased friend.

Someone might say, “Never have I ever abandoned families at a bus station right before a hurricane!” and you would drink since you've done that.

I plan to do great work today. Just as soon as I...check Instagram to see if that guy posted more dumb pictures of that thing he thinks is cool.

The people of Texas have disappointed millions of people who wanted their fates sealed by a hot guy for once.