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10.15 am - Somone tries to get into the office but gets lost in the revolving doors.

Please, I'm begging you to let me hold those knobs in my hands. I want to hear the sound of that little soccer ball dropping onto the table.

9:00 pm: Apply to 27 jobs for fun (your therapist told you that “hobbies are healthy”) and get them all.

Is there a Supreme Court bowling team called “Divided Court-United Ballers?” If not, why?

While I regret the damage to property, any who were there in person must have been moved by the shower of sparks emitted by that antique amplifier.

Sarah: "I walked into my greenhouse and found a large tank parked on the roof. No light could get in and all my plants died. I lost my business."

The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.

Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).

My patients are my best friends. Where would I be if they hadn't let me crash on their couches after the mob found out I'm sleeping at my office?

While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.

I have also been told by several superiors that I have "a lot of potential," and that they'd like to see my potential "put to good use."

We were just trying to make a good movie that everyone could enjoy, and we never meant to hurt your feelings.