Rating the Jobs That LinkedIn Thinks I Can Do
Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?
Tag: Office
Are You Still Working at Home with Your Cats, Or Are You Back at the Office with Your Co-Workers?
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
An Email from HR Re: Office Improvements to Support Employees’ Physical and Mental Health Post-COVID-19
Crying Pods: 70% of employees also reported participating in, during this past year, a daily ritual of “crying my pretty little eyes out.”
I Am the Hiring Algorithm That Didn’t Select Your Job Application, and These Are the Words You Had to Say to Get an Interview
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!
A Series of Internal HR Memos RE: The Justice League’s Vaccine Policy
We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.
5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize
You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.
Are You at Your Boss’s Retirement Party or Orientation Day for an Eternity in Hell?
Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.
Notes from the Underworld: Sisyphus’ Performance Review
NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator
I Won My Office’s March Madness Bracket in 2019, and with These Tricks, You Can Too
Pick teams with orange as one of their colors. Orange doesn’t rhyme with anything, and neither does victory.
The Overly-Anxious, Child-Free Shopper’s Guide to Selecting a Gift for a Coworker’s Daughter’s Eighth Birthday Party
If you buy a homemade ice cream maker or a cookie decorating kit, you are contributing to the child obesity epidemic sweeping America.
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.
Hey, Did You Take My Yogurt?
Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.