I’m Sorry I Fucked Your Wife
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
Tag: Open Letters
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Suicide Letter to a Child
Why have I decided to go live with Jesus? Well little buddy, I've had my own royal rumble wrestling match with myself and I lost.
Open Letter to London – Too Hot for PIC
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-795016.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:hand;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-788758.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Luke: Terror? We’re fighting a war against an adverb.<br />Nathan: You sure it’s not a noun, or an adjective?