Dear Old People at the Gym
It's obvious you've succeeded at staving off death (thus far), but could you speed things up (the treadmill) and dress the part (athletic gear)?
Tag: Open Letters
The Mind of a Single Guy
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start to finish, completely uncensored.
Facebook 2007: An Open Letter from Mark Zuckerberg
Hey, it's your Facebook buddy here. No, not Tom, fuck him. Just want you to know that I'm thinking up new ways for you to scare people.
Civil Disobedience: The Ex-Girlfriend Letters
When your ex-girlfriend turns the revenge meter up to 'crazy,' the politely constructed blackmail letter may be your only chance at a truce.
I Really Mucked Up that Hostage Crisis
An open letter of apology from a regretful SWAT team member who put his fellow officers in danger. Just another reminder that alcohol kills.
An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
Hey, It’s Your High School Friends!
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some
I’m Sorry I Fucked Your Wife
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.
Suicide Letter to a Child
Why have I decided to go live with Jesus? Well little buddy, I've had my own royal rumble wrestling match with myself and I lost.
Open Letter to London – Too Hot for PIC
<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-795016.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:hand;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" alt="" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/london-788758.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Luke: Terror? We’re fighting a war against an adverb.<br />Nathan: You sure it’s not a noun, or an adjective?