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You make me better. You make me ask the tough questions, like do I have rabies, and is the baby giraffe at the zoo mad at me?

We know that you usually visit for 3-5 days, but the safest option is for everyone to stay for the suggested quarantine period of at least two weeks.

Put simply, the new normal is the normal that is currently substituting what is actually normal by normal standards.

For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.

In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.

The secret to surviving homeschool is money. The secret to surviving pandemic parenting is also money.

Food Service: Breakfast is served from 6:12 AM to 6:18 AM. You’ll have a choice of bran flakes or bran toast.

Instead of the usual ghouls chasing you through the hallways, this year's tour will offer you a respite from the ongoing horror show that is 2020.

Here’s a funky, vintage suggestion: you could wear pants that close with a button at the top, rather than with an elastic waistband.

Does this apartment have a laundry machine, and just out of curiosity, has anyone discovered a way to wash the mind?

If thou believes thy hands cleansed when 20 seconds have tarried, thou art awakening for ill news.

I love to kick back and escape my many problems by throwing on some real archival footage of a man who horrifically murdered his entire family.