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Don’t get too cute with the disease you’re pretending to have. Obviously, it has to be a qualifying condition, but it should also be believable.

Thanks to you, our novel species of intelligent beings may roam these brown leather lands and pray to the red flannel ass above.

For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.

The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.

The guy who told me he’d help me move, then stole my iconic Mallrats pin and puka shell necklace so he could more easily pretend to be me.

Geoff’s been out here slingin’ Coors Light at double-A ballgames for longer than most of these white coat jokers been alive.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.

I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?

We researched it, okay? This wasn’t some half-ass throw on a scarf and call yourself Edna, intro-to-theatre-101 skit.

Don't be intimidated, I'm still just like you, only quite a bit better now. You see, I read an entire book during quarantine.

The first time you met him, he left you wanting more. Despite knowing he's been with dozens of other people, you're not threatened.