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As for the accusations of exploiting your children for money, well, times are tough and you need to provide however you can during this uncertainty.

For verification purposes, please tag a public post that was clearly intended to be an embarrassing private message to you from that parent.

Lists of songs to help with the sheltering process: Clearly the goal is to convey the refined but also insider-quirky tastes of the poster.

You have duly earned those A̶’̶s̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶c̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶i̶s̶h̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ P’s, which stand for Probably Above Par.

Wanders outside during period of widespread danger to shout opinions of varying coherence at imperiled bystanders.

Instead of wearing baseball caps, Coach Dylan has all the kids wearing these weird old hats he found at a garage sale.

She is certainly allowed to raise her eyebrows when you admit you’re not seeing anyone, despite the fact that your city is still sheltering in place.

A frisky couple chasing a thrill has sex on Instagram Live, but frantically sign off when one of their parents joins the stream.

Kyle’s father just asked if “Post Malone is a sequel to Bugsy.” Agents remain locked and loaded as they stand by for further instruction.

The Time-Out - Take a break from spanking your husband to go spank your children for not doing the dishes.

I am unable to respond at this time, as I'm walking around the house looking for construction opportunities.

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”