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When a role for a young guy is being offered to me, I think of River Phoenix. It feels like a loss.

I don’t need to remind you about the “Flower Pot Fiasco," the “Macaroni Art Disaster," or the “I Thought It Wasn’t Until Next Month” flop.

I know we aren’t particularly close, but we do have a ton of friends in common, which means it would be a lot of fun for me to go to your wedding.

It would really mean a lot if I could come in and see where she … ended up. Sorry, looks like I’m interrupting book club.

2. Just a few dozens more hurdles to go. After graduating college, did you decide to take on even more debt by starting a business?

My parents knew they had early mornings in the factory, just working towards the American dream, but there was something special about that night.

Oh-kaay. This hurts a little. The spring-bound polypropylene surface feels more solid upon impact than I expected.

The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.

Quarter of a Quarter Life Crisis: Age 6. You will cope by throwing tantrums before bedtime and refusing to share your trucks with Jeremy.

My life—the sophomore outing by parents William and Eloise Cunningham—begins confidently enough in suburban Nebraska.

Paying for that improv class. Paying for single-payer healthcare. Getting back together with Jeff. Convincing Jeff to come to your improv show.

Waking up this morning without a hangover was a total bummer, and I fully regret making a conscious decision to do so.