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Diamonds might be a girl’s best friend, but a heart-shaped blurry photo on printer paper is her other best friend.

Appetizer: Meat Yogurt -- What's the one thing moms love more than fruit? Duh, it's yogurt!

All lifeguards are entitled to one free snack per day. In exchange, all snack bar employees are entitled to one free rescue per day. Make it count.

Are able to pay today? No? That seems crazy to us, because money falls out of the sky and everybody wins the lottery at least twice a year.

We stormed into your backyard like Viking hordes, and heaved your precious boy into a burlap sack, the rough fibers scratching his tousled hair.

A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.

You kids have so much in common. He loves dogs, too. He just can’t be in the same room with them. He’s highly allergic. To everything.

Who better to replace dad than a late night comedy host, who is charismatic, funny, and probably screams at their unpaid interns?

Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.

Attempt to order Chinese food online. Discover credit card is maxed out. Head into kitchen with acute sense of impending doom.

Raising sons is hard. There are a lot of ways you can screw up your son and add another example of toxic masculinity to society.

I Love My Car Package: This package is specially designed for those whose 16th birthday was the greatest moment of their life.