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Students are not to ask the Steve Jobs hologram any questions pertaining to how much he actually did at Apple as opposed to the engineers.

Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.

"Senior": You’re over 70 and must get your pills organized in that little plastic box with the SMTWTFS lids.

Going for a Chaperoned Walk: Change this to a Chaperoned Bike Ride. I build fixed-gear bikes for disadvantaged seeing-eye dogs in my spare time.

I felt for the first time that I was seeing myself through someone else's eyes, but it turns out it was because I was seeing my twin brother.

God gave the Israelites corn and said, “Take this. And eat it only off the cob, with little tiny things called corn holders."

The internet is abuzz ranking the four hunky and hot Hollywood "Chrises" from favorite to least favorite. My rankings are more comprehensive.

Many have told me that there would not be a problem in the first place if I would just get out of the way. Unfortunately, that isn't how I see it.

“My heart hasn’t really been into scaring him lately, he’s such a good kid, and I was getting pretty bored down there. So I bought the phone."

Is there any way to make the heartburn shoot actual flames out of our mouths? That would be a nice party trick.

Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible

Looking for your perfect man? Try wandering around in the pouring rain, pretending you’re a beautiful lost tourist in need of directions.