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Thanks to you and the Magical Musical Mat™, every minute of my life is now a beeping, squawking, nonstop honking nightmare.

12:30 PM, reads the Faberge Egg clock the CFO gifted me for having such a good PSAT score.

It is beyond comprehension to many of us at Spaz headquarters that our new eighty-foot-tall action figure could be the cause of such an accident.

With two kitchen chairs turned backwards facing one another, we’ll both sit down to hash things out.

Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.

Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”

A profoundly boring pair of plaid PJs ($499.78)

What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?

Our new, improved algorithm now reports that you are: 99.9% not of the human genome <1% Pacific Islander

Created over a career spanning the past four decades, but really only the past four years after she came back from that trip to Sedona.

Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.

- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own