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We grew together. We have history. Does vape know that you used to slobber too much in your tween years?

Making people feel connected was important to him. I think it would mean a lot to him to continue connecting with people by following us on Twitter.

Candidate: (unintelligible) Translation: Probably a profession of love for taco bowls?

Once the kayak is stolen, the Captain sells the 'yak to fund his groovy seaside summer adventures and to replenish his supply of slushy drinks.

D-Mo had made a lot of gains over the past year, but he still had so many gains ahead of him. I guess that’s what makes this so difficult.

The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.

I can't marry you into the Dukedom of Wellington: my parents are not the Duke and Duchess of Wellington. They're the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire!

I recently heard from Fox News that two men ages 70 and 72 fought over free cheese at a Costco in South Carolina.

Maybe I’ll save a kid from drowning by jumping from a bridge. A local hero, on the news...wait, no one under 70 watches the news: trend on Twitter.

If I had made it through the dramatic events of that April night, I would have died anyway since the last Titanic survivor passed away in 2009.

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

I'm web famous! A viral video of me got over 2.5 million views. Look up, “total dipshit can’t find toilet in changing room, gives up, PEES himself.”