Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook, Part 2
After Part 1, I still have several Facebook "friends" left that I'd like to alienate, so I will make my point again by ripping apart more annoying posts about kids I've seen recently.
Tag: Parents
Half Cuban, 100% White
I'm a halfie: my mother is Cuban and my father is American. I'm not brown, I'm not white… I'm fucking khaki. And it sucks. Here's why.
Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook
I don't have any children that I know of, and I obviously don't understand the fraternity of parenthood, but come on, nobody wants to hear about your kids on Facebook.
So You’re Dating a MILF
Six things you need to know about MILFs before making one your girlfriend, you curious and/or loveable and/or perverted manwhore, you.
Mom, Dad, I’m Going into Porn
If you will permit me, I have some fantastic news to share with you all: I have decided to pursue adult film acting. I’m going to be a porn star!
Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.
Hollywood’s Creepiest Fathers
Creepy fathers are the most fashionable Hollywood trend since Columbian coke! Here's a look at violators Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson, and Hulk Hogan.
Parental Moving Humiliation
What could be so terrifying about taking every single item you own and packing it in your mother-in-law's box? Wait, that came out wrong.
Parental Dining Humiliation
Restaurants: the one place your parents know they can keep you captive and torture you to death with social embarassment.
Parental Computing Aggravation
Now that you're a big shot with a college degree, your parents won't think twice about coming to you with their computer problems.
Look at My Hawaiian Shirt!
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
It Was a Pleasure Beating You
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.