When I'm about to leave a party at home, I panic. What is the appropriate way to say goodbye to people? Do I go around and shake every single person's hand or just do a big homecoming queen wave to the whole party?
The goal: score hookup partners. The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy party theme props.
Seven steps to turn a regular party into a straight female slobberfest, including the sure-fire technique for inducing repeat girl-on-girl kissing.
Do your research, show up late, and don't forget to come bearing gifts of drugs or alcohol. Congratulations, you're deep in unknown territory.
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Armed with a little background knowledge, confidence, and party strategy, winning over your latest infatuation isn't so hard after all.
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
The top 10 dorm room mixed drink stirrers - from "highly unlikely" to "downright disgusting." You know you've tried them all before.