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Is there any way to make the heartburn shoot actual flames out of our mouths? That would be a nice party trick.

There are numerous holidays, and some of us will be spending December 25 at a TGI Fridays while their soon to be ex-wife blows the retirement fund.

3 - 5 Years: File a police report against the person who stole your gift. (Two reports allowed per game.)

October 1st, 1926 “Automobiles are fine, but Partybots are the future. I don’t understand why my investors are mad.”

“Sufganiyot” might be a traditional treat, but it’s hard to pronounce, and makes you seem like you’re plotting an overthrow of American jelly donuts.

Burton. Wendy. You can’t do a duet of “Something Stupid” as Jean is lowered into the ground.

Hal's Review: "About 13,000 people died there in the early 1900s, but you could hardly tell!"

Who the heck owns a letter opener anymore? I’ll tell you who: people like me, looking for socially acceptable ways to always have a knife nearby.

At the end of the day, Ford may give a powerful testimony, but that doesn't change the fact that she has two X chromosomes.

Keep in mind: we have a "zero-tolerance policy" on tardiness!

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.

You’ll feel that you’ve won the war of slobs vs. snobs you started with the Dean. But then you’ll realize how happy Dean Trublioni makes your dad.