Phones

Tag: Phones

Yes, I want to see my friend’s joke about pouring milk in the bowl before cereal, but I also want a bot to direct me to pussy in bio.

Apathy doesn’t gel with our mission of making dogs better-looking with the transformative power of AI.

Text MISS YOU if you're counting down the minutes until you can hold me in your arms.

I really don’t want to be a burden, but would you mind coming to help me? Only if it’s on your way home from the office.

Solar eclipse pathways for the next twenty years, so that you can prepare ahead.

Now, is it sad? Of course. But the problem lies within people being concerned about her... more than they pay attention to you.

I remember when you nervously called your ‘rents at your first “real party” because someone offered you a sip of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

I said similar color blocks. No, SIMILAR color! What the hell, are you stupid or something?

11:45 PM: Really starting to get worried. 12:12 AM: Are you mad at us? 1:37 AM: Did you block us?

Be More Interesting Than Whatever Is On Their Screens: You do have one huge advantage over their screens: a direct and genetic link to their vanity.

A Picture of the Loaf of Bread I Made Six Years Ago: My source of pride.

For new patients, let me tell you about the opening scene. We fade in on a beach, sand caked with blood being washed away by the waves!