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He is shortish and bossy, entitled and bold, / but it’s mainly important you know that he’s old.

The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!

"That resembles nothing of a telephone, and I should know, I once lost a beloved terrier to Alexander Graham Bell in an ill-advised wager."

24 hours: A work acquaintance who could care less about my existence but whose validation I seek nonetheless.

Here's how it works: use the app to locate the nearest stack of tires and a pole that I've dropped off all across the city. Then assemble!

Press 10 to talk to a Customer Service Representative. This is never going to happen, of course, but we all have dreams.

Ma’am, you’ll have to speak up. War is really gearing up for tomorrow’s grand finale, and his machines are pretty loud.

We're clearly marked, "Randy's Adult Superstore"! A normal store for normal, non-sex crazed adults. What’s the issue here?

To learn how to kick that pesky eating habit, click the link in my profile to book a free info session today!

Oh cool...he’s lurking that model’s Instagram again. You do know I can summon the full works of Shakespeare, right?

Reintroduce every person to ensure there are no people "ghosts" on the call. Remember that there will, however, be actual "ghosts" on the call.

We used to have lights, but we found that they reminded people way too much of their cell phone screens, so we got rid of them.