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Jason was kind of pissed that I spilled his hot sauce all over myself, but that’s why I wore an apron!

That hood and the entire car frame is made out of Gorilla Glass, the material you smudge every day and crack every other week on your iPhone screen.

Even with the annual surge in profits from last-minute gifting for Mother’s and Father’s Days, this year has left us bereft and impecunious.

Witness participants’ dreams of a new home go unfulfilled as they contend with Joyce’s dismantling of their house to find her missing son, Will.

We weren’t even at the Genius Bar, and he mispronounced my common name, saying it over and over again, unaware that this meant I was being summoned.

Now that I’m safely in hiding and have murdered more people, I wanted to thank you, the robot who is responsible for me still being on the streets.

One of the recurring characters in season four is Frasier Crane, who is a psychologist. And yet, "Game of Thrones" doesn’t have any psychologists.

And you charged me for all of it?! That’s over $15,000! Listen, I’m not made of that Tony Stark money

Adjusting the height of my desk chair is my therapy. Nothing says self-care like taking small measures to prevent repetitive strain injury.

I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.

Our love blossomed with the speed of a carefully edited, 30-second commercial for prescription diarrhea medicine.

Facilitates voyeurism into the lives of others who possess similar units. Provides a platform that helps unite and embolden the forces of evil.