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I really don’t want to be a burden, but would you mind coming to help me? Only if it’s on your way home from the office.

There’s no way you’re shouting “SEX ON THE BEACH, PLEASE” over the too loud music.

Find a wedge that’s been subjected to a sniff inspection by the Sotterraneo Talpa Cieca di Dicenzo (The Underground Blind Mole People of Dicenzo).

From the grandiose giraffe to Anders, this guy that works out at the gym my girlfriend goes to. All life, great and small, depends on water.

You're in for a unique experience that's unlike every other boutique hotel's unique experience.

It looks from your notes that you’d like a "colony of fire ants with the vengeance of a thousand suns."

10-4: Truckers believe that it is bad luck to say the number 40 because this was the number of years the Israelites wandered in the desert.

Some people don't seem to understand how being a Beppo baby is such a big advantage in the industry.

I know I’ve been closed off my entire life, but, I don’t know, there’s something about right now that just makes me want to bare my soul to you.

Worried I might embark on a border-spanning bloody warpath? You think I have that many air miles saved up?

I’ve delayed trains for hours at a time just to let couples wet each other’s face holes before departure.

For one of the times when I said exhale, I meant inhale. I did not mean to instruct you to do double exhales.