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Speaking of, I’ve been thinking about playing some Allman Brothers at the rehearsal dinner. But I might need a little lead time to learn the solo.

For me, a fresh excel sheet offers endless promise. A blank deck is the root of inspiration.

What are thoughts? A better question might be, What isn’t a thought? A basketball, for example?

I gotta have more treats, Benji. I’m fiendin’ for it. You getting a paper cut will not be enough.

When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.

But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!

Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.

Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!

But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.

The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.

And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.

If spotted, DO NOT CHASE. Instead, acknowledge his beauty, respectfully. Obviously all dogs are beautiful, but he’s a stunner.