Spring Break, Your Refrigerator, and Procrastinology
When someone tells you their spring break was "pretty relaxing," this translates to "I went home and I was fucking bored out of my mind."
Tag: Points in Case
Second Semester: Balancing the Equilibrium
Have you ever noticed how everyone gets sick when they come back for second semester? This has everything to do with the disruption of the alcoholic equilibrium.
How to Avoid Your Professor and Fake ID’s
Do you have friends who use someone’s old driver’s license as a fake ID? My friends are like, "Check it out, it looks just like me!" and I'm like, "That looks nothing like you."
Printer Assholes, Cell Phones and Medicinal Alcohol
Everyone WITH a printer has at least one "printing asshole." These are the people who always drain your paper supply every time they feel like printing something out.
Puke-Protectors, Dorm Rooms and Finals
The only good thing about having a week's worth of newspaper scattered all over the floor is that it serves as a good "puke-protector" by the time the weekend comes.
Foreign Professors and Alcoholic Mishap
Is there some kind of requirement that English has to be your second language to teach math in college? I guess they figure that math is some kind of universal language.
Millennium Edition: 2000 Beers and The College Alarm Clock
They've taken this whole celebrate-the-year-2000 thing way too far. Yesterday, I saw a gallon of milk that said "commemorating the millennium" on it.
Liquor Galleries and Urine vs. Thirst
I was always told that you can't be thirsty and need to piss at the same time. If this is true, all rules are off the morning after a hard night of drinking.
Printing Paper, Recycling Chaos and the Dawn of Time
You know those little things that you kinda wonder about in the back of your head, but think are too "insignificant" to waste any time thinking about? I'm writing about 'em.
Points in Case – College Humor
A compilation of the oddest and most intriguing aspects of college life. An original college humor column started in 1999 with a website spinoff.