Politics | Page 15 | Points in Case

Tag: Politics

I present to you The Chef Boyardee Fuckayous, a meal that speaks for many immigrants (like myself) who are being deported from the United States.

Do You Remember Rock ’n’ Roll Radio? (It was Kind of Like Spotify) / The KKK Took My Baby Away (And Way Too Many People Seem Okay with That)

Based out of our offices located inside the spire of One World Trade Center, and we’d love to work with YOU (until the next round of layoffs).

Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.

The crowd exploded, and it hit me: the game is going into extra innings, and I’m going to have to endure another four torturous years of Trump.

"Mystery Goodie Bags": Have you ever wondered what sorts of grand and magical items find themselves behind the cushions of the Oval Office couch?

“The Devil is endless with his trickery, why else would he disguise himself as Phil Collins!”

I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.

“And her name, Mother of Exiles” --- Where did you get this name from? The current working title of the statue is “Water Hello Person.”

You also referenced a desire to give your children a better life than you were afforded. Unfortunately, the board felt this was a bit unoriginal.

Okay, we’re a large part of literally every war, but so are doctors and no one blames them.