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Finally, you can be the cafeteria worker whose job it is to take lunches away from elementary schoolers who forget to bring their lunch money.

There's no curve in this class. Curves are “the hammock that lulls able-bodied students into dependence and complacency, draining their will.”

Having sex with my wife. She was planning to vote for Kamala Harris and not Beto prior to their sexual encounter.

Remind the IRS of simpler tax days. Create an apology collage out of all the old receipts you filed when you first entered the workforce.

Whereas politicians say lies, trains say only “choo-choo” and “chuga-chuga” and “stand clear of the closing doors, please.”

Data leak alert: Your fitting room selfies were just shared with your high school reunion Facebook group.

Question 3. Do you understand the innate joke that lies in calling your supporters the Pete Fleet and are you willing and able to joke about it?

"Sure, there’s a lot of hype around this, but I trust that he created something that beats that hype, and scares the ever living shit out of us."

By what other name is the Statue of Liberty known? a) Lady Libertine b) Lady Gaga c) The French Connection d) Oh Buoy, It’s a Gull

Mr. Trump focused on building affordable housing, available to people of color and immigrants, whom he said “don’t get a fair shake in this country.”

Frederik (42, Breed: Poet (Non-Rhyming)) Frederik thinks he’s better than all the other writers at the shelter.

We used to be doing all right financially, but we just blew our last 5 million dollars on a Superbowl ad during the most boring Superbowl in history.