I Am a Giant Asteroid Heading Towards Earth After the Horror Show That Was 2016: Ask Me Anything!
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
Constitutional scholars are already working to find loopholes so President Trump can reverse all impending evil jihadist programs.
Join The New York Times and President-elect Trump to find out once and for all if this is a photograph of a shoe.
I'm not saying that these steps will permanently get rid of YOUR own live-in activist, but for the good of America, shouldn't you at least try?
Confessions of Myron Kampf, "The Geistwriter" behind the infamous German "autobiography."
My name is Fuck Trees Johnson, I'm rich as hell, and I hate trees. They're breathing all our oxygen, and I want them all dead!
Independence was cool for a while, but we're young adults now. And what do young adults do these days? They move home to live with their parents!
An unaltered leak of presidential candidate Donald Trump's most recent health evaluation. The information has been transposed unaltered.
When you get that irresistible urge to post a story about a scandal involving the political candidate you dislike, whisper the news into a seashell.
The Donald unleashes his uncompromising peculiarity upon your favorite childhood horror film villains.
Points in Case polled 285 online participants immediately following tonight's townhall presidential debate in St. Louis. The results are surprising.
It's as if to be part of the intelligentsia you have to say "look" before making your point. Look at what? Look where? You're a jerk.