50 Things I’ve Learned from the Election Year (With Links)
The difference between Rick Santorum and my dog is that one humps random guys' legs and the other is a cocker spaniel named Betsy.
Tag: Politics
Mitt Romney’s Magic Mormon Horse
Mitt Romney's magic Mormon horse shall ride into the night, all razor sharp with bayonets, a terrifying sight!
Undecidedly Middle Class
There's something I've been meaning to address:the American Public. I mean, whatta you have to do to get an audience around here, run for president?
Your Guide to Ignorant Voting
I fill out my ballot based on a system I invented years ago that has nothing to do with any kind of informed opinion of anything. I am awesome like that.
We Should Boycott Damn Near Everything
We need to believe in stuff, and stand up for the stuff we believe in. We will not be controlled by a society that allows an economy to benefit only a select few. ...Right?
The Indentured Student Loan
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
The Inflammatory Political Quiz
Tired of your tax dollars paying for other people's birth control because you're not having sex with them? Or was it because of that thing someone said in the Bible somewhere?
Vote or Die, Really?
Should we keep chugging along with our leaders, but make more "adult" decisions? Should we declare war amongst ourselves and kill one another? Should we even vote?
Know Your Republican Nominee Quiz
Looks like it's politics as unusual as possible for the GOP Debate Team. Test your exotic knowledge of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and more.
Presidential Rap Battle
Republican heavyweights Dick Cheney and John McCain make a spirited bid to take over the White House by challenging Obama to a rap battle. What they didn't count on was the Democrats' secret weapon.
If the US Had Defaulted on Its Debt
Tim Cook, in taking over for Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple, the most successful company on Earth, reveals a startling revelation about what would have happened had we defaulted on our national debt.
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.