The Indentured Student Loan
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
Tag: Politics
The Inflammatory Political Quiz
Tired of your tax dollars paying for other people's birth control because you're not having sex with them? Or was it because of that thing someone said in the Bible somewhere?
Vote or Die, Really?
Should we keep chugging along with our leaders, but make more "adult" decisions? Should we declare war amongst ourselves and kill one another? Should we even vote?
Know Your Republican Nominee Quiz
Looks like it's politics as unusual as possible for the GOP Debate Team. Test your exotic knowledge of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and more.
Presidential Rap Battle
Republican heavyweights Dick Cheney and John McCain make a spirited bid to take over the White House by challenging Obama to a rap battle. What they didn't count on was the Democrats' secret weapon.
If the US Had Defaulted on Its Debt
Tim Cook, in taking over for Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple, the most successful company on Earth, reveals a startling revelation about what would have happened had we defaulted on our national debt.
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.
How to Be a Liberal, Without Being Dumb: A Manifesto
I say we try our hardest to convince both polarities of the political landscape to actually have some sense. And the one issue we can all agree makes the most difference is education.
An Open Letter to the Mayor (Concerning the Alien Invasion)
My name is Copernicus Thunderbird and I'm writing this letter because you are in grave danger. The legions of the Super Astronaut Deathlord are on their way to kill you and rape your wife.
Grizzly Murder: Sarah Palin Killed My Dog
Sarah Palin murdered a 9-year-old girl in Arizona the other day. It'’s true. I read it on CNN. Her death is a tragedy and Grizzly Mama is very clearly evil.
A Modest Wall Street Proposal
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
5 Ways to Tell If Your Dog is a Communist
We all love our dogs. But there is a very real and frightening issue of the growing communist threat. Here are five ways to tell if your dog is a Pinko.