The Bible of Porn
Listen up porn sites. We're tired of getting fucked over with your ads, gay shit, and freaky Germans. Cut it out or we'll...
Listen up porn sites. We're tired of getting fucked over with your ads, gay shit, and freaky Germans. Cut it out or we'll...
The story of two friends from college, now living off the income from their amateur porn site, featuring ethnic girls doin' it for ethnic food.
A pornoisseur is more a critic than a participant, deciphering the logic behind two chicks kissing, or the chances a cameraman taps that too.
The internet's come a long way since we waited on girls pixel by agonizing pixel. But do we finally have too much of a good thing?
Learn how you came to be aroused in less time than it takes you to finish masturbating. You'll breathe a sigh of fulfillment afterwards.
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
<p><strong>The 5 O'Clock Shadow -</strong> <em>Five minutes to make you lau-</em><br /><em></em><br />The most recent addition to my apartment is a subscription to the Playboy Channel (6 guys, lots of sexual tension). While I'm sure I could spend forever on the subject, in particular I merely wanted to note 1. College is indeed working and 2. Porn Credits are hilarious.<br />
The world wide web of porn can be a sticky place. Watch your hands or you might get caught in a pop-up trap. Grandma, is that you?
Simonne goes where every man has gone before, exposing the truth behind every touchy, pornographic indulgence of your college life.