Mitt Romney’s Magic Mormon Horse
Mitt Romney's magic Mormon horse shall ride into the night, all razor sharp with bayonets, a terrifying sight!
Tag: Presidents
Your Guide to Ignorant Voting
I fill out my ballot based on a system I invented years ago that has nothing to do with any kind of informed opinion of anything. I am awesome like that.
Vote or Die, Really?
Should we keep chugging along with our leaders, but make more "adult" decisions? Should we declare war amongst ourselves and kill one another? Should we even vote?
Know Your Republican Nominee Quiz
Looks like it's politics as unusual as possible for the GOP Debate Team. Test your exotic knowledge of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and more.
Presidential Rap Battle
Republican heavyweights Dick Cheney and John McCain make a spirited bid to take over the White House by challenging Obama to a rap battle. What they didn't count on was the Democrats' secret weapon.
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.
Prebirthers Demand to See Obama’s Parent’s Sex Tape
Just days after releasing his birth certificate, President Obama is under new attack by citizens demanding to see the videotape of Barack Obama, Sr. and Ann Dunham having sex on or around November 4, 1961.
Top Ten Reasons to Panic About Putin
I'm going to admit this at my own risk: I am highly disturbed by Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's bizarre acts of trying to prove his manliness.
5 Reasons Not to Vote for President
Still wondering whether it’s worth making the trek down to the polling precinct where the line will be wrapped around town? Here's how to know.
She’s Fucking Obama
<p>I realize that this form has been kind of beaten to death. And that's there's already a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jyTc6rnbI">parody with this title</a>. In any event, it was only 10 minutes of my life, and probably less of yours, so here it is:</p>
George Washington Handles a Terrorist Attack
George Washington gets word that a stage coach with Martha inside was captured by terrorists, and proceeds to school John Adams on dealing with the situation.
6 Potential Obama Running Mates
Rumors have been circulating for weeks now regarding Barack Obama's potential vice presidential running mate. Look no further than these 6 candidates...