Keep Your Chin Up
When you ask the big questions, seldom is there an answer. If you take a step back, you'll see that the world is what it is. Brilliant huh?
Tag: Primal Urges
No Surprises Here
The world is constantly trying to throw us curveballs. But by the 9th inning of Britney Spears' cycle of crazy, we can see it coming.
An Open Letter to Future PIC Columnists
Think you got the dangling participles it takes to be a PIC writer? First change your name, then buy a pair of sunglasses. Here comes infamy.
A New Age of Consent
Why are 16-year-olds allowed to drive, but not to hop in the back seat with creepy old men? Isn't it about time we lowered the bar, America?
I Think I Know What I’m Doing
At no time can you actually know what you're doing, otherwise you'd be better at it. And perfection is unattainable.
The Castrating Bitch and the Whipped Puss
There's always one guy you know whose girlfriend is a total bitch. And unless he grows numb to the whip, don't expect your friendship to last.
Critique This
Everyone's a critic, as they say, but none more those by profession. It takes a lot more to create something than to insult it though.
How to Keep Your Girl Happy
The secret to successful relationships? Channel your efforts into lying, drinking, and making money. And then don't touch that dial.
How to Have a Good Time
Are you shy, annoying, or completely awkward in social situations? Don't worry, here's how to loosen up and have fun.
The Graveyard
When you grow up next to a graveyard, you often find yourself buried deep in thought. And perhaps balls deep in a sweet, young thang.
Three Ducking Quackholes
Once upon a time, there were three ducking birds who couldn't shut their quackholes. Would anybody like to comment on the subtext?
Good Times at Langerado
Nate and six friends trek to the Langerado Music Festival in South Florida for three days of drinking, joking, conversing, and tuning in to the spiritual effect of music.