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No matter how you slice it, snort it, or shoot it, you're still an addict. Grab an instrument and become the next great to die before his time.

Nate's decided to shed years of fat and scarred lungs with a strict new diet. Who would've thought his first resistance would be the police?

If you want your man to show some bonding, emotion, and sensitivity, take him out to the ballgame. Afterward, be ready to round the bases.

Worship is easy when you're part of a religion that assumes nothing in the world really makes sense. Just kick back, relax, and tithe regularly.

It started off as a trip to a Cardinals game. It progressed into a nasty spat between a rich man and a goat bioengineer. Don't ask, just read.

Well-behaved women rarely make history. But if they want respect, they will make breakfast, money, and sweet love every night.

Unfortunately, exercise alone doesn't constitute a health kick. You also have substitute your horrible American diet for boring, bland shit.

Every couple of years even the most unfit of men will find himself a woman for 3 months of monogamous sex. Let's see how this one goes down.

Working out is about more than looking and feeling good. It's about meathead rivalry, MILFs, and sizing up potential girlfriends.

Love is an ethereal concept that has been studied over the ages, but once you boil it down, it's really just a matter of money.

There's a simple formula to guarantee that your Super Bowl party does not suck, and it involves more than just beer, food, and a TV.

Even if you had the life of your dreams, it still might not work out right. Take the good with the bad and all that.