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If a raging drunk is talking nonsense, but nobody is there to listen, will he ever stop making sound? No, but it's not his fault.

Even women think women are crazy. That's why they would all prefer to have boys, who can't get knocked up at 16 like they did.

Problem: not enough time for oral pleasure. Solution: combine task at hand with task in mouth. I can see your productivity rising already.

Thinking of having sex with a woman? Not until you know how to approach her with manners befitting the asshole gentleman you are!

What Martin Luther King, Jr. has given us (a day off) is now being threatened by stingy employers. And so begins the Second Crusade.

If you don't wanna end up like the local idiot on the 5, 6 and 10 'o clock news, you're gonna have to follow some basic homicide rules.

There's a lot to be thankful for on Turkey Day. Not the least of which includes the George Foreman Grill, local pubs, and foreign accents.

When your new downstairs neighbor issues you a list of grievances longer than Luther's 95 Theses, you know you're on the shit list.

Sometimes homeless people go above and beyond the call of duty in the hustle for a quarter. For stories like this, it's definitely a dollar.

Put away your shopping list, ladies, because you won't find things like rational thought or blowjobs on the grocery store shelves.

In order to preserve friendships, there must be rules about sharing lovers. Rules encompassing proximity, time limits, and jealousy.

Yes, even The Nice Guy has a little scum in him too. But you'll probably be more familiar with the dirt from the other 4 levels of scumbags.