So You’re Dating a MILF
Six things you need to know about MILFs before making one your girlfriend, you curious and/or loveable and/or perverted manwhore, you.
Tag: Primal Urges
The Federal Reserve Hates You
The Federal Reserve is a private banking cartel founded in secret and pushed into law unethically; they create inflation and steal your purchasing power while getting rich. Mad yet?
6 Things Sluts Say When They Want to Have Sex
Sluts use a certain type of language to let the typical depraved male know exactly when they are down to fuck. Here is an incomplete list of some of those slut lines.
Currency War: The Yuan is Mightier than the Sword
America is devaluing its currency with the goal of job creation, which will spark world interest to devalue their currency, which will make global bankers much richer while the global cost of living increases.
Whores, Pimps and Dollar Bills
In a sense, quantitative easing has been a huge success, enriching the lives of those in power while robbing from the average Joes of society. And that's the problem.
Foreclosing on My Sanity
We could soon be living in a society where it's legal to never pay a dime for your mortgage again. It's a teenage girl's fantasy, and that's great for a televised Christmas special but really bad for an economy.
Top 10 Things the Heisman Trophy Trust Should Do with Reggie Bush’s Heisman
The Heisman is awarded annually by the Heisman Trophy Trust (motto: I Can'’t Believe We Get Paid For This Shit). Some years they get it right. Most years they get it wrong.
Oliver Blitzed
15-year-old Olivier Louis died after collapsing on the football field during a high school practice. The culprit, you ask? Women of course.
Girls are Like Food, Part 3: Desserts
Desserts are often delicious. They come at the end of the meal. Women are often tasty. They come during sex and whenever I can afford something shiny.
Your Guide to Writing Internet Humor
Internet humorists use only a few cliché kinds of comedy tricks. If you learn them, you'll have more jokes up your sleeves than fingers on your hands!
The Dick Who Stole Valentine’s Day
If you're strapped for cash, don't have time, or just plain don't want to get your girlfriend anything for Valentine's Day, here are some ways around it.
How to Be a Good Boyfriend
Here's some advice that will make it much easier to keep your girlfriend happy enough to gladly keep going down on you with regularity.