I Should Have Been a Marriage Counselor
With 60% of marriages ending in divorce, it's time to rethink the institution of marriage, not blame the cheating parties involved.
Tag: Primal Urges
How to Treat Your Women
Depending on your relationship, there are certain expectations for how you treat your lady. Open the door for her so she can get the fuck out.
The True Friend with Benefits
Rarely, it's just sex, two phone numbers, and nothing more. Usually reserved for crazy ex-girlfriends and drunk platonic friends.
USF: Up and Coming for Your Ass
With their win over traditional powerhouse Auburn, the 11-year-old South Florida Bulls football team made a statement: Fuck your school.
How’s Your Day Going?
Reading the subtext in someone's language can be a tricky thing. For instance, that last sentence just told you to fuck off.
Confession of a Dildo Faggins
Take it from Stern, anal stimulation ain't as gay as it's cracked up to be. Or just laugh at him from behind his back.
Ah, The Strip Clubs: Part 3 – Staging the Strippers
Every stripper works at a certain level of professionalism, from the pros to the fuglies. Here's what you're in for at each stage of entertainer.
The Middle Class Circle of Life
The secret to being appreciated by friends and family is to move very far away from them and only visit a few days a year. This way, people actually miss you and you can almost never stay long enough before they realize what an insensitive prick you are.
Turnabout’s Fair Play (The Nate Rating Revenge)
In an attempt to apologize to possibly offended female readers, Nate allows three women he's been intimate with to rate and analyze him.
Ah, The Strip Clubs: Part 4 – My Two Stripper Girlfriends
Who better to write about strippers than a man who's had two stripper girlfriends himself? Now find out how those relationships went wrong.
20 Questions to Ask Before You Get Married
Don't tie the knot until you've come to a mutual understanding. Like, man make money, wife use money to take care of everything else.
Texting Her Limits
Technology that gets you laid at the push of a button? Unless you're all thumbs, it's time to put your phone charm to the text.