<p>Dear Diary, </p><p> OMG... the real Santa has spoken!</p><p>Watch these five shorts!</p><p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vEJ8a2IzqrM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p> <p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2O7tTyNiUP0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>A human hand is in the box.</p><p>Santa wants to keep this under wraps. He doesn't need people questioning him where he got it. </p><p> Cindy promises she won't tell anyone. She has been asking for a human hand for a long time!</p><p>She's super excited! </p><p>She's never eaten a hand before...</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>A long time ago, my brother Dwayne and I used to be best friends.</p><p>Today, we are arch enemies as we fight for the same girl.</p><p>I remember back in the day though, we used to have a lot of fun together. We would both come home after school and have the house to ourselves for at least 2 hours before our parents would come home from work.</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>His name is the Black Wolf... </p><p>You <strong><em>only</em></strong> call him that when he puts on his black vest and sexy shades.</p><p>Walking down the street behind his shades, he undresses you. With the shades off, he's too shy to make eye contact.</p><p>Entering into the forest, he disappears from sight. </p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>It's day four with my mentor. </p><p>My mentor doesn't have a name. He says its because he doesn't have an identity...</p><p>"I live inside you," he whispers to me.</p><p>I've hired him on to help me steal my brother's girlfriend Jamey. She is my soulmate. She belongs to me.</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>Bob is my hero!!</p><p>He is one of my blog readers who sent me an email. He knows my struggle over my love with Jamey...the woman I am suppose to be with forever.</p><p>He wrote me a great story of hope. I have cut and pasted it for all to read:</p><p>------</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>I haven't posted in so long because I just got out of the hospital. I was in there 1 week! </p><p>It all started when my moron brother Dwayne busted me in his room reading his diary! He then kicked my ass...which is why I was in the hospital.</p>
<p>Dear Diary, </p><p>Today was <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/scott-l-goodyer/ive-loved-you-for-so-long" title="I've Loved You for So Long | Scott Goodyer">Jamey's birthday</a>. Even though she spent most of the day with my stupid brother Dwayne...</p><p> I guarantee I was the highlight.</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>Why do our bodies change?</p><p>The hair on my pot belly is starting to grow longer as the days get greyer.</p><p>It's not fair. </p><p>All I want is for my body to look like this....</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>Allow me to introduce myself. My name is JR. I'm Scott's first cousin.</p><p>Scott has allowed me to post on here because he is hoping one day you will read his blog, and specifically this post.</p><p>Why has he asked me to post for him?</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>My toenails are getting super long!</p>
<p>Dear Diary,</p><p>Today is my first entry. I've decided to make this diary blog for two reasons: </p><p>1) My body is changing into something I've never seen before. It's getting whiter...uglier. I need to document this for when the transformation is complete, scientists from the future will <em>need</em> to know what happened. </p>