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Classics II

Dear Wayne,<br /><br />Hi.<br /><br />You're probably wondering who this letter is from. I want to tell you and I will one day, but now is not the right time.<br />

Classics

Dear Ronny,<br /><br />My dad found a job and we are moving away. I have to break up with you.<br />

Santa is Coming!

Dear Chuck,<br /><br />Hey thanks for the lift yesterday to work - Really appreicated that.<br /><br />Is your phone line down right now? I'm trying to call you but it says the number isn't in service!? What's going on with that?<br />

Halloween II

Dear Son,<br /><br />The monster under your bed is named Lord Helmut.<br /><br />He was once a man in the 14th century before he was crufied as a witch and set on fire at the cross. As he was burning alive he quicky managed to make a pack with the devil. The deal was he would survive the burning in exchange for his soul.<br /><br />And so he lost his soul.<br />

Happy Halloween!!

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Cover Letter

<p><div align="left">Thursday, October 12, 2006<br /></div><div align="left"><br />Miss Janice Taylor<br />Human Resource Director<br />765 Wellington Street East<br /><br /> </div><div align="left"><br />Dear Miss Taylor,</div><div align="left">

Re: Dot Matrix printer ad

Dear Mr. R. Carpenter,<br /><br />I figured I'd email you instead of playing another round of fuckin' phone tag. Until that sweet day comes, when I can finally own a female cyborg with a sweet pair of tits and a brain that is only programmed to insert my sweet nuts into her mouth all day long,....technology will remain annoying.<br /><br />And I'll continue to complain.<br />

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