Dear Father,<br /><br />Long time, no talk.<br /><br />How are things? Its been what? 9 years since I last talked to you. You dead yet old man? haha.<br /><br />I'm doing well for myself.... Real well actually.<br /><br />Finally found myself a woman.<br />
Why have I decided to go live with Jesus? Well little buddy, I've had my own royal rumble wrestling match with myself and I lost.
Dear Horatio,<br />Your son Felix found a picture of you sleeping on the world wide web.<br />Why didn't you tell your a celebrity??<br />Why were you on world wide web??? Felix google you. Are you a real celbrity now?<br />Sometime i wonder why we divorce. Maybe you want to come back home please?<br />I love,<br />Antonia<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.
Enter the Dream World
<p><em>Drop smoke bomb...once smoke is half cleared, release doves into air.<br /><br />Erika and Derek pop up through hidden floor trap.</em><br /><br /><strong>Derek</strong>: Greetings Doomed Guests!<br /><br /><strong>Derek</strong>: Erika and I are honored you have come to our ceremony. I would personally like to thank my parents for NOT coming. I hate you both Ted and Janet...<br />
The Charmer
Birthday Boy Speech
Re: A Grandpa's Love
A Grandpa's Love
Behind the Scenes
Not NOW!
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Dude!!!<br /><br />Okay so yesterday I'm delievering groceries at a costumers house. The lady dude goes to the bathroom and I hear some crazy noises coming from upstairs. So I go check it out in this one bedroom and dude....<br /><br /> Jackpot!!!!<br />