Please Complete This Brief Survey About Your Recent Elevator Ride
When you read the option “Going down,” what was your reaction? ⚪ Turned on ⚪ Grossed out
When you read the option “Going down,” what was your reaction? ⚪ Turned on ⚪ Grossed out
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
Are you comfortable being the center of attention? Do you prefer working as part of a team, or by yourself?
Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.
”Our food lies ahead and death stalks us from behind.” / “Free ice cream is the coal and I am the Choo-Choo.”
Would you rather spend 25% of your paycheck on Everlane’s "Sims 2 Fall/Winter ‘23 collection” or trompe l'oeil mascara onto your face with a free Zoom filter?
How did you hear about Life? - Was never informed about Life, just thrust into it with no agency or choice. - Instagram.
Tells you in no uncertain terms that they are "NOT sleepy." Orders you to play the same song. Again.
Some write to live out a fantasy that they were never granted: revenge on Frankie Wick, who pantsed them in Ms. Dakota’s class in the 9th grade.
Peabody, Maynard, Wantwit, Athol, Muckspout: fastest route to Muckspout or scathing flurry of insults?
You’re willing to fight for what I deserve. You categorically accept my claim that, “This is not entirely my fault.”