What Do These Cliches Really Mean?
3. Time heals all wounds. a. True b. False c. Depends on the wound. d. Depends on the day.
Tag: Quizzes
Coronavirus or Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Known for ruining weddings Feels very repetitive, and makes it seem like you’…
Did You Fall in Love at First Sight or In a Kiddie Pool Full of KFC Gravy?
- You felt a warm and spicy thick wave crash over you. - Everyone else at the KFC Summer Family Fun Fest faded away.
Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?
- You don’t really know what he does all day. - He has a lot of defense mechanisms from his childhood. - He woos with music.
Who Said “I Can’t Get Over It”?
- A woman whose boyfriend just proposed to her on the football stadium’s Jumbotron - A really bad hurdler - Moses without a staff
Quotes from Couple’s Counseling or Tweets from Indians Criticizing Their Government?
“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
Are You Experiencing Havana Syndrome or Menopause?
These symptoms could be from a directed energy attack or because you are fifty-ish and careening headlong toward "the big change."
Are You Paranoid? Take This Social Media Quiz for People Who Hate Social Media Quizzes
- Your resting face just seems to send hostile messages, is all. Are you saying no one has asked about this before? - Seriously?
Period Drama or “Period” Drama?
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Kentucky Derby Winner or Loving Nickname for My Vagina?
Foolish Pleasure? Super Fuzz? Cave O'Wonders? No matter which way you look at it, you picked a winner.
Are You at Your Boss’s Retirement Party or Orientation Day for an Eternity in Hell?
Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.
Male Cat or EDM Artist from the 2010s?
My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.