Is Your Husband Pooping or Building the First Working Model of a Commuter Spaceship?
Does he have his phone? A) Yes and he’s very active on a thread about sending things down "The Alaska Pipeline." B) Negative. There’s no 5G in 0g.
Tag: Quizzes
Do You Guys Hate Me?
If you were planning one of the many parties I assume you have without me, would you: A) Invite me! B) Neglect me!
Beekeeper Suit or Fencing Uniform?
It smells a little sweaty but it’s cheaper to rent and deal with mysterious odors than buy your own at full price.
Corporate Team Building or “Saw” Trap?
We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.
Things Said at a Backyard BBQ or Scotland Yard Murder Investigation?
The environment takes its toll. The long hours on your feet, the questions about where things are, all the ingredients involved in such a job...
Johnson & Johnson Vaccine or RC Cola?
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Are You a Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Or an Individual Who Extends Beyond the Confines of This TV Personality Quiz?
1. Where does all your money go? a. Clothes. b. Clothes. c. Clothes. d. Clothes. e. A variety of things based on my different needs and interests.
Quiz: Are You Suffering from Main Character Syndrome?
Are your friends: A) A bunch of good guys. B) Funnier and more interesting than you, each marginalized in no more than one single and visible way.
Is It Valentine’s Day or Did You Just Take Too Much Peyote?
You realize you are alone and so is your spirit, crushing you with the existential terror that you are irreparably flawed at the cellular level.
My Preschooler or Jesus in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas?
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.
What Can We Expect from the Next Installment of “Sex and the City”?
Carrie’s new side hustle is: A) Monetizing her signature monologues with a TED Talk! B) Renting out rooms in her apartment on Airbnb.
Subway Restaurant or Subway Transportation?
There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."