Please Do Not Bring Your Three-Eyed Troll to My Keynote Address at the National Three-Eyed Troll Association Convention
If a troll eats my head, how will I spread the message that wielding trolls is a God-given right?
If a troll eats my head, how will I spread the message that wielding trolls is a God-given right?
I am the caregiver, companion, and confidante to 76 small and medium-sized birds that share my heart and my home. AMA!
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?