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Let me just grab an eraser for a quick correction: “pariah” is not how you spell “accountable.”

“If you could clear out all the space in your mind, you’d have a doorway.” Enter the airing of grievances!

“I served two tours in Afghanistan,” one woman said, “and I just thank God I never experienced anything like the horror you’re describing.”

Gewurztraminer and Running Over A Deer: It’s fruity, aromatic, and perfect for nervously sipping on the side of the road.

Yum, I hope that unfiltered tap water and internalized judgement from your mother tastes great!

We’ve only known each other for a short period, which can be quantified as “just shy of Costco’s return policy,” but we’ve formed a intimate bond.

In a handshake between him and a fellow Ballers star. Dwayne would gently cradle you in his palm before pressing you into the hand of Rob Corddry.

Your mom; Dude you haven't seen since elementary school---didn’t he go to jail?; Memorial account for your deceased friend.

These events are particularly disturbing given that we do not know Gritty's political party, nor is he a resident of the state of Texas.

Hal's Review: "About 13,000 people died there in the early 1900s, but you could hardly tell!"

Of course, he was pursuing a shoddy, ill-conceived attempt to normalize relations with North Korea: it would be a great honeymoon spot.

If your apology statement ends with a pastry recipe, please expect an automatic rejection. Do not include a recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls.